charmrose: if cigarettes would look like this i would most likely smoke
o-n-l-y-o-r-i-g-i-n-a-l: story of my life.
an-nna: perf <3
Look around, Ted. You’re all alone.

  • yanderegal:

    chickensandwich:

    chickensandwich:

    if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a shovel

    i’m not going to kill my dad. this website is the worst. 

    don’t back out now u pussy

    (Source: chickensandwich)

    • Monday, May 20th
    m3ntally-dead: now
    Do not ignore it. Fuck it. Cry your heart out. Then fuck it some more. - Charles Bukowski, from Selected Letters Vol. 4 (via oscomigosdemim)

    (Source: violentwavesofemotion)
    Monday, May 20th

  • tvspecial:

    whorville:

    I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored

    did someone say something

    • Monday, May 20th

  • noire-pandora:

    I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.

    • Monday, May 20th
    pandasproblems: when I give my boyfriend a morning peck on the lips

  • hypnus:

    maybe if i sigh deep enough i’ll die

    • Monday, May 20th